SMOKIN' CHICKEY TURKEN ??
Once upon a time, a girl named Jen went to a store on the West Side of Saint John called Olsen's. Jen was just going into look around because Olsen's usual has some good buys. Well Jen went into the store and there piled in a box was this sandwhich meat. Well Jen looked at the price and it was $1.99 for a huge pack of this meat. So she bought two packs. Now there was no sign telling her what kind of meat it was but she could elminate roast beef and ham because of the color. So she brought it home and her family cracked it open and it was the best tasting sandwhich meat in the world!!! (okay, maybe not the best but it was still flipping good). Well when someone asked her what kind of meat it was Jen said, "I don't really know." Later on Jen and her good friend Emma decided to that the no -name meat couldn't be nameless for any longer. So Jen and Emma put on their thinking caps and decided that the mystery would be named "Smokin' Chickey Turken".
So now people all over the world will know if they ever go into Olsen's and see white ish colored meat with no name, it is the famous "Smokin' Chickey Turken" .