Plain Old Jen

Thursday, August 31, 2006

SMOKIN' CHICKEY TURKEN ??




Once upon a time, a girl named Jen went to a store on the West Side of Saint John called Olsen's. Jen was just going into look around because Olsen's usual has some good buys. Well Jen went into the store and there piled in a box was this sandwhich meat. Well Jen looked at the price and it was $1.99 for a huge pack of this meat. So she bought two packs. Now there was no sign telling her what kind of meat it was but she could elminate roast beef and ham because of the color. So she brought it home and her family cracked it open and it was the best tasting sandwhich meat in the world!!! (okay, maybe not the best but it was still flipping good). Well when someone asked her what kind of meat it was Jen said, "I don't really know." Later on Jen and her good friend Emma decided to that the no -name meat couldn't be nameless for any longer. So Jen and Emma put on their thinking caps and decided that the mystery would be named "Smokin' Chickey Turken".

So now people all over the world will know if they ever go into Olsen's and see white ish colored meat with no name, it is the famous "Smokin' Chickey Turken" .

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Welcome to the World


Samuel (Sam) Robert McFarlane is HERE!!! That's right the baby I have been waiting for ever since my cousin told me she was having another baby is finally here. He joined us on August 15, 2006 at 8:24pm. And Mummy and him are doing just fine, they are home now with Daddy and older sister Abby...I ask for your prayers to be with them over the next little while as the family transitions into having another little one around... Thanks ahead of time!!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Tired of being Tired

Once there was this girl named Jen, who wanted nothing more than to get at least five hours of sleep a night. She did everything she possibly could to get some shut eye but nothing seemed to work. So one night when she was really tired she thought to herself what haven't I done to help me sleep. Well she started thinking and thinking (yes there maybe even been a little bit of smoke) and then it was like a light bulb went off in her head. Yes that is what I will do, she thought to herself. So she made her way upstairs and sat down in front of the computer and went to her blogger spot and wrote an entry that went a little something like this...

"Dear Readers,
I have not been sleeping well and I was just wondering if those who stumble across this could keep me in your prayers because I am getting really tired and frustrated as we all would if we were only getting two or three hours of sleep a night.

Thanks in advance,
Your Sister in Christ,
Jen."

Now there could be two endings to this story.

First possibility:

Is that Jen doesn't sleep more than two or three hours a night again and she goes crazy and goes and lives "Wake A Thon Community" and nobody ever hears from her again.

Second Possibility:

You find it in your heart to say a little prayer for her and she is back to normal (whatever that is) in a week or so and gets to write cool blogs like this one for months to come.

Now you chose the ending.....

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Once Upon a Time....

Once upon a time there was this girl named Jen, she had just recently became pressured into making a blogger spot by fellow friends (whether they knew this or not). Why you may ask? Well because Jen really liked to leave comments on people's website/blogs and the "blogger" site wouldn't let her leave a message unless she signed up for a blogger account herself. So she gave in and became a blogger like everyone else she knows.

So here is her blogger spot....ENJOY!!!